Dover beach. Three blokes. One sea. Every boat they stop turns out to be the wrong boat. Your job is to keep Nigel, Tommo and Tommy out of the water, guard the chips from the seagulls, and plant some flags.
Tap to moveTap or click a bloke to take control, then tap where he should go. Keys: 1 / 2 / 3 pick, arrows or WASD move.
Mind the seaWhoever you're not controlling will leg it at any boat they see. Three incidents and Kent Police send you home.
Oi!Space or the OI! button makes all three stop for a moment. Scare gulls off the chips (+15), plant flags (+20), let boats land (+10 to +50).
A joke. Not affiliated with anyone depicted, any newspaper, the RNLI, Border Force, the ferry company, or the sea. Best score is saved on this device.
Sent homeKent Police have politely asked you to leave the beach